Undead Neighbourhood Quotes

Quotes that take place per character in Undead Neighbourhood

Tank Dempsey
Arrival to the map:

Killing a zombie: Knife kills: Perk-A-Cola: Mystery Box: Progression Based:
 * "What the hell? How did I get here?"
 * "Why are all the houses so damn colourful?"
 * "I don't think I'm getting outta here in a hurry!"
 * "Fuck yeah! That's how the Americans won the war!"
 * "Anyone else? No? Damn..."
 * "You really thought you had a chance didn't you?"
 * "Piss off pussballs! I'm VIP!"
 * "How about I pin my Medal of Honour up your ass?!"
 * "Cutthroat bitch! Most American's are."
 * "Shit, I cut out you artery didn't I? I did? Woohoo!"
 * "This just got messy."
 * "Blergh! Tastes like rotten salmon" (Quick Revive)
 * "Ugh, I'm not enjoying the tingling sensation!" (Electric Cherry)
 * "Cough Cough! Heartburn! HEARTBURN!!!" (Flamerade)
 * "Tastes like dirt. Pfffffft." (Tombstone Soda)
 * "Mmmmmmhhhmmm. A decent drink! (Juggernog)
 * "Not bad, but pruney. And chewy" (PhD Flopper)
 * "Tastes like tequila and shit. Great" (Speed Cola)
 * "Wow! Sour power to the max!" (Stamin-Up)
 * "Long range pain! Ooh-Rah!" (DRS 50)
 * "Oh what the fuck is this shit!" (Tac 45)
 * "I'm no electrician how the fuck do I wire this up!" (Sentry Gun)
 * "Oh this looks good! Oh it looks very good!" (Peacekeeper)
 * "Not my type of SMG. I would pass if I could." (Vektor K10)
 * "What! A stick! Really!" (Wooden Sword)
 * "Maybe I could burn through the wall between Richtofen's skull with this!" (Molotov Cocktail)
 * "Living the American dream!" (Ray Gun)
 * "Its so small, its like a baby SMG. Which is weird" (PDW 57)
 * "Well fuck you too Mr. Box!" (Chicom CQB)
 * "Death what! A machine that brings death! Hell yeah!" (Death Machine)
 * "Cheap circumcision would happen with these" (Bowie Knife)
 * "Hey! I'm not done with you yet bitch!" (Box moves)
 * "Come back! I'll give you Nikolia's vodka!" (Box Moves)
 * "Um. Stone. We can't stone zombies to death!" (Finding the turbine materials)
 * "Underground buggies, wish I had one in the war" (Seeing a buggy for the first time)
 * "Hey, a fridge! Big enough to hold a gun! Ooh-Rah!" (Finding a fridge)
 * "All good men install the power at the top of the house!" (Finding a switch)
 * "These panels are too damn common, what's up with that" (Seeing 2 wooden panels)
 * "Wha! What's that weird voice! And what's a see-through barrier? This isn't Star Wars!" (Completing Step 1)
 * "But I don't like that perk, it gives me the hibby-jibbies" (Completing Step 2)
 * "Oh come on! More? God!" (Completing Step 3)
 * "Great, a treasure hunt! How fucking fun!" (Completing Step 4)
 * "Oh shit, I knew that! I was told back in '69!" (Completing Step 5)
 * "If I get more rewards like this in treasure hunts, I'll do them more often!" (Finishing the Easter Egg)

Nikolai Belinski
Arrival to the map: Killing a zombie: Knife kills: Perk-A-Cola:
 * "I think my vodka is funny. I'm seeing orange and purple houses"
 * "Hey, a truck! Maybe it has vodka!"
 * "I just want to go on holiday! No more zombies! I beg..."
 * "Fuck off you swine!"
 * "Hey Richtofen, every time you kill a zombie, take a vodka shot!"
 * "Back off, I need to patch my wounds!"
 * "Hey hey, don't make me have to fuck you up with my vodka bottle! I love the bottle!"
 * "Slit your throat, like with 8th wife!"
 * "I have the sickle, time to hammer you to size sooka!"
 * "Shit, I thought you were ugly before! Hahahaha!"
 * "Gone with the wind! Hey wait a minute..."
 * "I think I have just vomited in my mouth!" (Quick Revive)
 * "Hey! That tickles!" (Electric Cherry)
 * "Ugggghhhh, tastes like chilli's!" (Flamerade)
 * "This tastes like shit. I not even lying to you" (Tombstone Soda)
 * "Now this is where its fucking at!" (Juggernog)
 * "Tastes like something my grandmother would drink." (PhD Flopper)
 * "Eh, um, my chest is beating really fast, I might need to not drink this again" (Speed Cola)
 * "I feel I can now run like a mighty bear!" (Stamin-Up)

Takeo Masaki
Arrival to the map: Killing a zombie: Knife kills: Perk-A-Cola:
 * There seems to be no end to the horror...
 * Houses so bright, like anime!
 * We need to increase our survival chances!
 * Bullet to the head! (Headshot)
 * With the gravity back, I will not stop!
 * Call it my rapid-fire RAMPAGE!!!
 * Shit, I have got your dishonour all over me
 * An eye for an eye!
 * I sharpen my steel against your flesh!
 * We are the Three Musketeers! (When 3 players all get knife kills at the same time)
 * Sharp metal never fails!
 * Hmmm! Reminds me of home (Quick Revive)
 * Well, this tastes, shocking (Electric Cherry)
 * HOT LIKE NAGASAKI!!! (Flamerade)
 * The soda industry is really running out of idea! (Tombstone Soda)
 * Its ok. Nothing special. Like Nikolia. (Juggernog)
 * PhD Flopper, your shitty taste and I meet once more (PhD Flopper)
 * Now I have the speed to recover faster! (Speed Cola)
 * I shall run them over and cut them down like bamboo! (Stamin-Up)